cottoncandylesbo:

so what if im doomed! so what! i can still have fun!

scorpionatori:

eternal-brainrot:

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The duality of the Matoba Seiji wiki

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unclefather:

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jevilcore:

Music fans reblog this with an album you consider “your” album… one that is part of your personality, one that means a lot to you, or just one you really like… Mine is The Perfect Shade of Green by Skittish :>

fullmetalwindbreaker:

youtubers love to say “i hope i’m pronouncing that correctly” while recording themselves in a video that they upload to the internet, which they have access to

not-your-lawyer:

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“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

elodieunderglass:

beemovieerotica:

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven’t seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka “raptures of the deep

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you’re good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here’s what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they’re not dying, they’re not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he’d told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he’s at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can’t go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

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treecakes:

treecakes:

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pick a matoba sibling!!

seiji

shinobu

seiji:

- is fucked up and evil

- loosely loosely allied with the main cast

- is literally so funny (a la ‘it might even be settled without casualties /_^’ and his whole cat magazine spiel)

- he makes this face /_^

- he sneaks away from jobs to go buy desserts often enough that his subordinates just expect this

- just attends random events and auctions as his mysterious girl persona

shinobu:

- is ALSO fucked up and evil but also she’s gay.

- defected from the matoba clan at some point. good for her honestly who wants to lead the matoba clan (seiji. apparently.)

- doesn’t like cats ???? or sweets :(

- her manmade youkai looks much cooler than her brother’s

- stole her brother’s right hand arm man and made it her own!!! and now has a right hand arm woman who is obsessed with her

- she acts all cool and suave but as soon as she hears that her bestie clara is around she drops the act and gets so excited

- she writes occult novels

fearlesslarrie28:

I need to settle an argument for a friend. Which is worse?

winter

summer

If you can reblog for bigger sample

smashtheshell:

"yesterday, youths. They prefer to go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. instead of celebrating the national holiday. our beautiful and big country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaois. on july 14th the national day of our beauty country. that day, they buy yaoi." pic.twitter.com/IXZx8el1qi  — Papermaiden 🎀🫁✂️ ※ライブ休止※ (@Chibihoshi) July 18, 2023ALT

hellyesbro:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

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how could you forget

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catmask:

i keep trying to quit being a bitch but they keep inventing new things for me to be a bitch at

rhysiana:

Here’s the truth: if this website collapses too, I will never know when a show has finally come out, because I won’t suddenly see new gifs from it.

Almost crying at work bcs i want to go back to my home country but can’t do that bcs i won’t be able to get a job i could live on

Any advice on how to feel like you aren’t wasting your twenties?

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aliceavizandum:

be in your thirties and worry you’re wasting them instead

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